Thursday, March 29, 2012

Joke of the Day

I went to my Dad, BigMud's 2nd memorial for St. Patrick's Day.
Shortly before BigMud died he said to me, "You know, if I had my life to live over again, I would Laugh EVERYDAY!

Bad Dog for the Blind

While waiting for the bus, a blind man’s dog decided to go to the bathroom on the blind man’s leg!

A lady at the bus stop exclaimed, “That dog just went to the bathroom on your leg & your petting him! Why?

The man said, “Madam, I am not petting him, I’m feeling for his bottom so I can kick his ass!”


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