1. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
3. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
4. Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, he forced the hair out of him.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.
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