There was this big round, ugly, brown stain over my aunt's bed. Her daughter said, "Oh that's been there for ages, must be a leak in the roof." I had the handyman scrape, plaster & paint the spot. It looks very nice & clean.
I hired another handyman to go up into the attic. A dark, dusty, dirty space with air ducts, covered in some unwrapped insulating material layout like old, crooked fingers. He wraps himself up in overalls, gloves, mask, goggles & in he goes!
After 15 minutes he descends the ladder, with a large, double bagged, bag of crap! I mean real crap! Animal crap! He said on his quick exit, "I quit!"
He said there was a dead animal & it's family! & that, by the looks of it, they had lived there a long time!
The intruder? Possibly a possum, and his family had dug out the insulation & made a nest. They also set up a crap heap! Real nice Cousins! There was NEVER a leaky roof. The handyman said, "The only leak was the leak from their pee pees!"
I gather my stuff & told the cousins, "Hey, I love you but.... with that dead animal in the attic I'm out of here!"You tell me, how can people not know?
now this is true mudinyoureyes!
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