Joke of the Day!

Joke of the Day! Submitted bye Eddie D!

A female TV reporter Seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease,
Arranged for an interview with a farmer who Might have some theories on the matter.

The interview went as follows:

The lady reporter:

I am here to collect information on the Possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer:

Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter: (obviously embarrassed):

Well, sir, that's a new piece of information but what's the Relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?

The farmer:

Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The lady reporter: (getting a little frustrated)

Sir..... I'm sure this is really valuable information, But what about getting to the point?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:

I am getting to the point, Miss.

Just imagine, If I was playing with your tits twice a day And only screwing you once a year, Wouldn't you get mad?

Holy Crap! Now that's true

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